C'mon, Mom..Let's go back inside!

Not me..It's finally snowing..YAY!!

OK, so now that I'm back in the house and comfy..let me tell ya about my week..
It all started out just fine and dandy on Monday mornin..
I woke up and Dad was home..He had the day off for some reason! Well, Mom was leavin to go outa town for the day, but she told me that we was goin for a ride first!!!
So I got all happy waggin my tail, and runnin out to the van..and then as we turned a curve through town..I realized where they was takin me..to THE VET!
So, I walked around outside with Dad sniffin all the places where other dogs have been (Me, not Dad..his sniffer ain't so great.) And then he dragged I walked inside, and then i turned around and tried ta walk right back outside, except Mom was blockin my exit!
So then Mom talks to the doc, and then she does the unthinkable..She put me into a big ole cage! She tried to pet me through the bars, but i wouldn't even look at her.
All I remember next is Dad walkin me out to the truck and a man laughing at me as I wobbled along sideways..Dad said I had to straighten up since i was drivin home..That is why the man laughed. I didn't think it was too funny though.
I guess the reason I had to go to that awful place and take a nap was so that my teeth could get cleaned. Mom says she loves my "Buddy kisses" so I guess it was all worth it.